You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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