yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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