well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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