i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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