I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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