Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize
