respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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