Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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