goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
it's like iHOP with fire
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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