What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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