lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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