I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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