On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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