so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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