More tranny stories later!
too bad you live with your parents still
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
