Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Pooping to opera.
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