Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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