My brain says no but my pants say off.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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