People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Quick, to the slutcave!
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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