But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
How does one acquire holy water?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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