Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Couch. On fire.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
