There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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