So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
