butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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