You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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