you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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