we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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