butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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