I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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