There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I deserve this hangover.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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