maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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