That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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