i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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