"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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