i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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