i don't like sucking hair
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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