Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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