Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
