Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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