Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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