I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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