yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
BRING THE BAGELS
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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