Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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