i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think my tv is drunk
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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