the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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