HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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