And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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