Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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