...so i touched it.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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