I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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